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CrazyVincent
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Saw this one today, old but good:
Q: What do you call a black man that flies a plane?
A: A pilot, you f---ing racist!
(it was in reference to yesterday's PvP)
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CrazyVincent
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Time to resurrect this thread again. I heard a couple jokes recently so I figured I'd post them. Here goes:
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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CrazyVincent
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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A half bottle of Jack Daniels.
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CrazyVincent
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And this one is from Erock's friend Alan:
How do you make a banana stand?
Take away it's chair.
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CrazyVincent
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Got a couple jokes from Josh today, figured I'd share 'em.
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg wear a raincoat?
A: Fo' drizzle.
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CrazyVincent
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Q: How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue?
A: The hotdogs taste like shit.
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CrazyJester
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WE need a new joke....
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Crystal clear, like domestic beer. |
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CrazyVincent
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Got this one from my uncle last night:
Did you hear how Eliot Spitzer got caught?
He had David Paterson on lookout.
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Harry
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If a stork brings a white baby,
a crow brings a black baby,
what brings no babies.
a swallow.
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CrazyVincent
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Termite walks into a bar, says "Hey, bar tender?"
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CrazyVincent
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Heard an awesome joke the other day:
Q: Why was Hellen Keller such a bad driver?
A: Because she's a woman!
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CrazyVincent
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Picture joke! (see attachment)
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